“Who smoked in the kitchen? It stinks up the whole place,” Pyro Bear said, storming into the lunchroom.

“That would be you, Pyro Bear,” the Ingenious Iguana said.

“Yes, well, it has to stop. Immediately,” the bear said before he stormed out again.

The rest of the animals in the lunchroom resumed their conversation. Pyro’s rantings were a daily occurrence.

“The way I see it,” said the Ingenious Iguana “is that if you take the mean square root of the factorisation quotient, you will be able to calculate the derivative.”

“You’re missing the point,” his friend, Googly Geraniumbird, replied.

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